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As you !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , my neighbor’s nephew is an asshole. He managed to puncture my neighbor’s fuel tank with (it now seems apparent) a phillips screwdriver. The kitche n knife left at the scene was a red herring and not actually the murder weapon .
The good news is, after deliberation, my neighbor and his buddy decided to try to melt and re-form the tank back together. They even had a special tool for the job. And i t seems to have worked! Here’s hoping to many more meth-head-free miles for my neighbor and his truck.